"Don’t worry, I’ll be quiet and sit down and be brave."
—Dutch girl (who also speaks German) mixing up English false friend “brave” with Dutch “braaf”/German “brav,” which means “well-behaved” instead of “courageous.”
"The difference with a single player game is that in the same way you lose yourself in a good novel, you can lose yourself in a single player story. You see it in all these games, where you can fill your house with turnips or decorate your armor with a dragon skull. It lets you go inside for a little while and, well, not hermit up necessarily, but be in another place and time for a while. It is escapism and you can’t really have that when ‘BonerLord247’ goes running past you in the middle of a raid."
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